Friday, April 10, 2009

The NBLame, Boozer the Loser, and Breakable Props

I'm not a major conspiracy theorist that thinks the NBA throws every
game, but I do raise my eyebrows at certain things like what was said
by the whistle blowing ref Timmy (pun intended). Even the faithful
NBA-loving journalists who debunk any theory will at least admit that
star treatment occurs. But therein lies the rub; a nasty, nasty rub.

But I'll go as far to say franchise treatment occurs. When everyone
knows and admits that star treatment happens, how much of a stretch is
it to say teams like the Lakers or Celtics may get a few extra calls?
In the NFL, they won't make a bad call just cuz Peyton Manning was
sacked, and the Cowboys aren't gonna get the extra passing
interference call because they're the Cowboys.

There is, of course, the debate that basketball is more susceptible to
bad calls given its quick style and room to interpret contact, but the
NBA won't do anything to decrease the huge margin for error. Why
wouldn't they accept new technology and methods to improve reffing?

That's just one of a list of problems the NBA has; its emphasis on
stars over teams is pitiful too. This worship also gives more power
to the players and less to the coaches, with salaries and contracts
dictating the starting line ups and playing minutes.

This leads me to my underdog team, the Utah Jazz. It currently has
within its roster the epitome of a star player who cares about money
and contracts more than his team or following his coach: Good 'ol
Carlos Boozer. I could have him sized up wrong and could be that his
lack of effort on defense is a mere horrific mental lapse he suffers
every time he steps on the court, and that his triple-the-average time
of recovery from injuries is due to a slow immune system...but I doubt
that.

I think Boozer and the NBA are extremely short sided in their
business-over-sports logic. Putting the game first will net higher
contracts for Boozer and more fans of pro basketball.

Lastly, the NBA can't stay in the middle ground forever--call a spade
a spade. Either quit the special treatment and make it real sports
again, or go all out and make it like the WWE. Either would be more
entertaining and less frustrating than what we have now.

That way if Boozer is pissing Sloane off he can take a chair to his
head. King James can throw chalk in a refs face then dunk a free
throw. Artest can pull a shiv on the guy he is defending, and Shaq can
push his way to the basket every time (oh wait...he already does
that). The conference finals could be cage matches and all sorts of
breakable props would be fair game.

We could also do more intro time and let KG walk out of a pillar of
sparkling fireworks with his mic in hand saying how Kobe is going
down. And let's not forget the off-the-court antics that could ensue!
Just as Steve Nash steps out of the locker room, BAM! Wallace and A.I.
Jump him!

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Howdy from my blackberry

Readers of my family blog will have already read a similar post:

I haven't made time for blogging lately but have all these things I
wanna write about. This is the closest I'll ever get to keeping a
journal so I figure its good to make time, even if this is about
none-important stuff unlike my private family blog.

This is obviously for me but I do know at one point I had a handful of
readers so maybe I'll get some again.

Now I can blog from my BlackBerry so @ work on lunch breaks
and...other breaks where men sometimes read newspapers lol (I have to
state when I do this so if my work were to ever see they know I'm not
doin this at my desk)

So I will be posting from my BlackBerry now and again so they'll be
shorter and less fancy than posts before, but hopefully can still get
those in too once in a while. Also because it takes me forever to do
posts, this right now is my 2nd day writing this.

Sorry so boring this post but you'll be hearing from me soon. Lata!

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-Lance

Thursday, January 15, 2009

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II

Obviously since I'm a Ute fan I think the BCS sucks, and thinks it should have a tournament like the rest of the freakin' world of SPORTS! But so do a lot of other teams and sports writers(read ESPN's Reilly's article: "No Question, Utah is the National Champion")

That being said, got this hilarious email forward I thought I'd post here:

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

FINALLY! Current Favorite Movies: MY TOP TEN

The thousands of readers of this blog (yes...thousands) have been long waiting for this post to come...

Since I've been blogging, I've obsessively spewed out my list I've made while my wife's favorite TV shows were on lol (I love my laptop!). [But now with a handsome baby boy and busy school, it has taken this LAST post literally over four months to finish--I started it in September, would come back another night to add a paragraph, then again--but tonight I will finish it]

As I mentioned before, it's not a list of the best-made movies (from an artistical p.o.v.), far from it! (I like artsy movies AND movies that are just entertaining for the nerd that I am lol).

So here are the links to my countdown from 11-100 for my newly-enlisted hundreds of readers (yes...hundreds):

11-20
21-30
31-40
41-50
51-60
61-70
71-100

I haven't included any of my favorites of 2008 that will make my 100 including The Dark Knight which is easily in my top 3 somewhere.

So Here we go:

10. Transformers - Here is where all the Michael Bay haters start spitting on me lol. I admit: never did I think he'd make a film that'd make my top 10, let alone my top 100. But at the same time, I've never hated the guy, I thought The Island and The Rock were fun films too.

Some Transformer nuts say Bay ruined their childhood with this "monstrosity." I was also raised on Transformers toys, pajamas and the cartoons. But I thought that for a film about robots from outer space lol, laughing and being entertained by a great action director is good enough; Spelbierg did right to choose Bay.
There are, of course, lines so cheesy in this film that it makes me laugh out loud at the film, but I guess I consider that part of the fun too! So there it is: I love this film! Funny and action packed!

Lastly, if those that wanted the movie be just like the cartoon, it'd look like this...I don't know whether to be impressed by these guys' creativity or feel bad for their dating life (listen to the song they included):


9. Hero - This film is the definition of movie eye candy from an artsy perspective. I'm a huge martial arts fan and this has got the best blend of CGI, wire work, and martial arts out there. Be-a-utiful!
And...lol...I don't like fan-made stuff on YouTube, even in this one I'm about to show, totally doesn't fit the style of the film. But this song made popular by Quentin's Kill Bill fits nicely with this montage of some of the sweet martial arts in Hero, so here y'go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnPrOFWObp0

8. 3:10 To Yuma - I'm a Western film nut! This is my personal favorite of the genre.

Some people that nit-picked this film for its "unrealistic portrayal" of characters missed the point of the story, and even of the Western genre in general.

Sweet vintage poster!
The true Western is rarely depicted with complete realism, and I don't care for the Westerns that took the magic from the genre like Unforgiven did. The true Western was to the Golden Age Hollywood's Backdrop as to the Comic Book film for us.

The real heart of this story lies behind Dan Evan's (Christain Bale) relationship with his kid and his path that lays before him: following his father or the "rock-star" gun-slinger.
Side note: those that didn't buy Russell Crowe's character story-arc didn't pick up on the symbolism throughout the move either.

7. Gladiator
- Ridley Scott's best! Innovative and original just like Alien and Blade Runner before its slew of copy cats.
Also, anyone notice how many more movies copied Gladiator's music with the lady singing weird high-pitched jibberish? lol

"Are you not entertained [by Lance's list]?"

6. The Matrix - This is not taking into account the sequels that were sub par (although the others still had their entertaining moments). This movie blew my mind! It's symbolism I think can be taken on so many levels.

"You have to let it all go...Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind."
Above all, it's just an intense thrill ride with martial arts, wire works and cool FX!

5. Raiders of the Lost Ark - Bottom line: this isn't only my favorite of the Indiana Jones trilogy, but also the best made.

Best. Chase. Ever.
I remember loving The Last Crusade when it first came out, but when I went back to see again, I did still enjoy it, but understood why Raiders was so much better all around.

Seriously, how many movies copied this classic scene?

4. Happy Gilmore - Here's the BEST proof that I don't always factor in if the film was "well made" or not. I think it's the funniest film! It's the only film I can watch over and over and keep laughing non-stop. No matter how many crappy films Sandler will keep making, they will never tarnish this! To me: Funniest. Film. Ever.


3. The Empire Strikes Back - This was what made the trilogy. Star Wars made the film a single, wonderful event that blew people away in its light-hearted adventure with crazy FX. But The Empire Strikes Back was what gave this trilogy its heart and depth.

"I BUILT C-3PO!!!!"
So...how did they board these things anyway?

2. The Return of the King - The ultimate battling and finale of this trilogy just puts the icing on the cake for this near-perfect trilogy.

This part was nuts!
...and so was this!

1. Fellowship of the Ring - I think this was the best crafted of the three. The linear story of Frodo and the character development is what sets it above the rest and gets you more invested from the very start.

Do you think Warwick Davis was jealous he didn't get a role?

"So uhh...do you think The Dark Knight will dethrone us?"

Friday, November 14, 2008

Migrating Family Posts!

Hey, I have started adding some of my older family-related posts over to Chels' blog. I will keep this blog PUBLIC and whenever I have a moment, still rant about movies, music or whatever else here (besides political stuff--that's where the trolls come in!), and do my family posts on that blog. You'll also see my links of blogs of friends and family be added to Chelsey's lists on her blog.

A few of you have commented and I jotted your contact info down. Again, I may have no idea you check out my blog--old friends, new friends, acquaintances or best of buds, close family or distant relatives. Let me know!